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He was a grifter who was a maga true believer. And he got severely outgrifted.

Yeah, my job is pretty chill, honestly.

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Makes sense - after you’ve recharged, but before you have to prepare mentally and physically for the next week.

Lawful Evil?

Xkcd, hands down

I love how someone uploaded a video titled “Virgin asshole destroyed by BBC” to pornhub, and it was a video of Ben Shapiro losing his shit after badly failing at debating one of the BBC hosts.

My GF works at a hospital, and she swears by high-end running shoes for when you have a lot of indoor walking to do.

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I hear the API development for alpha centauri is pretty far behind its peer.

I served in the army with a Muslim guy as one of my closer friends. He had some days that required special considerations, and while these considerations were not a problem by themselves, finding out when they were needed and planning for them was something I could never wrap my head around.

Would she have preferred it if you made a “happy” moan instead?

Security screening in Equatorial Guinea. Turned out the hotel had booked the president and this riffraff offshore crew at the same time. This was fine provided that we were OK with being searched for weapons or anything deemed suspicious.

Full pat down plus luggage search, nothing too major. A coworker of mine had a pair of binoculars confiscated, that’s all.

I misread your post. I thought you had a story similar to having a family poop knife

Standard US Dvorak, but with the modification of using Caps Lock as Compose key so that I can type øæåØÆÅ when I need to.

I made the switch in 2011, but I never bought into the typing-speed claim. Typing speed be damned, it’s just so much more comfortable this way.

Background:
I grew up with scandinavian keyboard layout in the 90s, but then two things happened almost at the same time:

• I fucked up my msdos config, resulting in me having to use the default US layout
• I became interested in coding.
  It didn’t take long to notice how much better US layout is once you need access to {, }, and @, so I became familiar with it. For a long time I swapped bac and forth depending on what I was doing. Then one day around the time when Walter White blew up Gustavo Fring it dawned on me out of the blue that qwerty was somewhat cumbersome, and I would most likely be using a keyboard recreationally and professionally for the rest of my life, so I might as well try to see if I could get used to something more comfortable.

Downside: Took me a while to get used to it. 6 months or so. A little more than that and my typing speed was up to what it used to be.
Upsides: More comfortable, Nobody wants to borrow my computer, and shoulder surfers have NFI what my password is based on what I’m typing.

Ergo, the problem with US federal agencies is that they’re not woke enough.

By hiring me as an Unfluencer. Say you’re a marketing rep working for Adidas, and you want people to view Umbro as totally uncool; Hire me as an unfluencer, and I will start shilling for Umbro, and my mere endorsement will make Umbro so uncool that everyone flocks to Adidas instead.

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