whoopsie daisy I helped the Russian again! what a series of unfortunate accidents.

it’s a meter that says it’s only fair if you criticize the party that wants you to have some healthcare and the party that wants to blackbag random people to send them to torture prisons equally.

it’s like he doesn’t know what the words “good” or “shape” mean.

dude maybe you didn’t get it. see a rooster is called a cock, which is also slang for penis. get it? but that’s not all! a cat is also called a pussy, which is slang for vagina! get it? do you get it now? isn’t it funny? it’s very subtle but they’re talking about animals but it sounds like they’re talking about genitals… oh man that’s why they call him genius, who can even think of that‽

you know, except literally everyone when they were about 12 years old.

apologies. the other commenter was helpful but the article doesn’t do justice to the way he tells the story.

https://youtu.be/bl5vdxBKtOI

Just put him in a tesla and wait for it to spontaneously combust, as they do.

he already revealed what he thinks is comedy when he talked about his pitch to SNL. it’s unbelievable.

says guy who’s job is literally nothing more than draining resources. go fuck yourself cuntface.

once these demons get their Nuremberg trials, we should bring back getting hanged, drawn and quartered. maybe add something else too. nazis deserve nothing less.

went take a chance? ammo maybe cheaper than eggs in the US these days.

win-win, you say

holy shit I’m gonna start eating ants

ikr, i can’t believe this administrative did something backwards this time.

bronze torbjorn in the early days of overwatch. I can’t tell you how bad you have to be to play torb in 2016-17 and stay in bronze. he should be auto climb at that rank. not to mention because no one really knew what they were doing early on, the ranks were highly inflated too. diamond players back then would be gold today.

top 10 player btw…

what a fucking idiot. no one would be making fun of him if he just said he likes playing video games but as a CEO of multiple companies he’s too busy (lol) to get good at them. just say you suck at video games but love the art form, dumbass. but he can’t because he’s sick in the head and desperately needs approval from other unfuckable shits.

they voted for this, and should pay.

he basically did it himself about his own town in his shitty book.

aren’t you supposed to be keeling off into a cup for your next fatherless child?

Republican Agency for Personal Encroachment

so the chainsaw worked!