Fuck, getting flashbacks to when my boss quit smoking back in like 2011. He became a dictator overnight.

He is also Tesla’s largest single shareholder, and has a hand-picked board. It would take a lot to get him to leave involuntarily.

What fucking use is a court order without enforcement?

Smartmatic: “Fuck you, pay me.”

They’ll usually keep bringing you drinks as long as you keep gambling.

If there’s one thing Vegas resorts don’t want you to do, it is to stay in your room. You can’t be losing your ass on the casino floor up there.

My school used to actually glue them, as in glue the part you would remove to get access to the ball. So the mouse still worked, until enough gunk got in there that it didn’t any more, then someone has a fun time trying to find the right solvent to dissolve the glue without killing the mouse.

These mfs are all free speech absolutists when it is THEIR speech only.