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Cake day: December 3rd, 2025

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  • Oh, honestly, did you not read the colony policy

    That defines you as company property

    That waivers your say in autonomy

    The conglomerate’s got you in lock and key

    We put the “dollar” back into “idolatry”

    If you’re upset, you can rent an apology

    We are a family government forged in bureaucracy

    No “I” in “team” but there’s “con” in “economy”

    Were you expecting adventure

    Were you hoping for fun

    My friend, you’re indentured

    And pleasure’s exempt from your tenure

    So venture back down to your slum

    That’s provided at generous prices

    Your worth is determined by your sacrifices

    A small term of service when down on the surface

    Internment’s a freebie that comes with the purchase

    (the fine print by the Stupendium)