subignition

That’s an insult to five-year-olds.

May she trip on a Lego and send her child to a less trashy parent

Paywalled

Oh FUCK right off you insufferable cunts. They took a wrong turn. Make them do a U and go home.

Seriously. “What? This is a border? I did not intend to cross the border, please let me turn around” should be the entirety of this situation

what a weird, out-of-pocket thing to say

Get yo ass a therapist, it shouldn’t be acceptable to talk about yourself like this.

He didn’t drop the ludicrous tariffs on China. This is going to get worse again and fast.