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im joining the war on autism

on the side of autism

I’m not American, so I can’t speak to the reality on the ground over there, but I’d say you should try getting rid of that debt as fast as possible.

It sucks feeling guilty about every necessary purchase with that ever-growing number looming over you.

Shit happens. A pipe will burst. Your favourite uncle will have too much fun on a gambling app. The car’s engine will make a noise no mechanic has ever heard before. etc etc.

I have roughly ~$3.5k in debt and it feels impossible to shake off.

That being said, there’s no ‘wrong’ choice. The other two comments hit the nail on the head. These aren’t the only three options and you can always go back and give another shot at whatever you didn’t pick.

would be a shame if someone took a comically large mallet and bopped them really hard on the top of their heads so that they become a completely flat disc and they have to breathe in really deep and exhale while holding their noses to unflatten themselves

Why doesn’t the US army just drop a JDAM on an elementary school when there’s an active shooter in there?

I saw this post right before I saw an article about Israel dropping a bomb on a school in Palestine

patients are growing impatient

uh, problem solved?

Managed to confuse someone besides myself while high

fuck yeah I think that could be an achievement

business acumen or something idk I’m high as fuck

tldr yeah was just being silly I know those aren’t dogs.

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While looking for an opossum meme on my phone, not finding it between all the Luigi Mangione memes, and taking one from Google images instead, I had an introspective thought. Apologies if the confusion thing came off as rude. I did not intend to insult you, I just intended on celebrating my silly.

With high doses of cannabis, for me, it’s “think fun thoughts = feel good feelings”. Sorry if I made you feel bad feelings. You got a really cool instance name, if that could possibly lift the mood and undo emotional damage. Also, I’m not just saying that. It’s cyberpunk af which is sick as hell homie

(As caused by my mind-altering chemical intake)

(That previous additional caption joke was a coincidence, I did not know what the caption was before writing the accessibility description)

hi, yes, piece of shit here

where do I get more of them cute doggy memes with the subtle threats in those stylistic fonts

Also, like what breed of dog is that