Me working retail, after a bathroom issue was reported in the women’s room: “How did it get on the ceiling?!”

The first seven words would have sufficed.

If he keeps eating McDonald’s, he’s going to have an endless supply of gas.

To quote “Stephen Colbert” (the character) at one of the George W. Bush White House Correspondants Dinners:

Reality has a well-known liberal bias.

Be aware: Newsweek has a history of posting stories that placate and reassure the non-MAGA crowd. I don’t 100% trust their intentions as an organization. Kamala Harris was definitely going to win according to Newsweek, the week before the election.

Oh no! Anyway…

What’s it like to watch Fox News these days?

I hear he got it from Agnes.

Using “they” as singular. Also, referring to animals besides humans as “he,” “she,” or “they” instead of “it.”

I usually am a grammar nazi, but these are things I do very intentionally.

*Secession

Are we ready to impeach yet?

More than impeach.

There are plenty of grown adults who know even less. I’m all for younger voting ages.

Surprise level: 0

We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.

C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?

Are these “erased” episodes available anywhere else? I wonder if they’re archived anywhere. I’d be curious to see what all the fuss is about.