Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 days agoSomething that happened to you but no one believes you?message-squaremessage-square287linkfedilinkarrow-up1234arrow-down16
arrow-up1228arrow-down1message-squareSomething that happened to you but no one believes you?Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square287linkfedilink
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·6 days agoI was the victim of a drive-by ketchupping.
minus-squareHadriscus@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up33·6 days agoWere you able to mustard the courage to go after them?
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoMayonnaise was gone before I even had time to react!
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 days agoI had someone do a driveby breadding. Walking down the street and some wanker throws a loaf of bread at me from his car as he drive past. The whole loaf, plastic bag an all.
minus-squarekeys42@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 days agoNah, you just won the mobile food pantry lottery. Congrats! The jackpot is crab legs.
I was the victim of a drive-by ketchupping.
Were you able to mustard the courage to go after them?
Mayonnaise was gone before I even had time to react!
I had someone do a driveby breadding.
Walking down the street and some wanker throws a loaf of bread at me from his car as he drive past. The whole loaf, plastic bag an all.
Nah, you just won the mobile food pantry lottery. Congrats! The jackpot is crab legs.