Clearly Dave died, passed into the afterlife, lost a game of chance to a demon and was forced into a deal for his soul, and ended up cursed with immortality.
Fuck that, Dave clearly sold the other fishes souls for immortality only to be stuck with a bunch of self centered kids. That’s some monkey paw level wish fulfillment there.
Clearly Dave died, passed into the afterlife, lost a game of chance to a demon and was forced into a deal for his soul, and ended up cursed with immortality.
He died the first time, he just didn’t realize it and kept swimming along
Fuck that, Dave clearly sold the other fishes souls for immortality only to be stuck with a bunch of self centered kids. That’s some monkey paw level wish fulfillment there.