spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.world · 2 days agoFlorida's plan to replace migrant workers with children falls apartwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1592arrow-down116
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minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoSure, lets hire children for everything, I mean everything: “I’m bored, my mom grounded me” “Hey wanna play a game?” “What?” “Lets, turn the keys, see what happens.” “…” “C’mon pussy. There’s nothing fun at home anyways, you’re grounded. This is gonna be fun!” “Um… fine…” “Alright, 3… 2… 1…” keys are turned simultaneously 🚀🌎🌏💥 (Nuclear ICBM Launched)
Sure, lets hire children for everything, I mean everything:
“I’m bored, my mom grounded me”
“Hey wanna play a game?”
“What?”
“Lets, turn the keys, see what happens.”
“…”
“C’mon pussy. There’s nothing fun at home anyways, you’re grounded. This is gonna be fun!”
“Um… fine…”
“Alright, 3… 2… 1…”
keys are turned simultaneously
🚀🌎🌏💥 (Nuclear ICBM Launched)