At this rate, they’re gonna be deporting the prime minister of Canada, the pope, and king of England, when they visit in 2026

Three Body Problem, part of a Trilogy of Books called Rememberance of Earth’s Past. Originally in Chinese, but translated to English, so the phrasing can seem a little “weird” since its the difference in language (according to reddit).

I haven’t read it yet (because I have attention span issues), but I watched a Netflix Adaptation 3 Body Problem which would eventually cover the entire book series, with the Season One already out.

There’s also a Tencent version of it called Three Body (三体) (in Mandarin) that coveres the entire first book, which I also watched and it feels slightly overdramatised so I kinda skipped a lot of it.

This is the exact scene from Netflix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycs6JRx-pxk (minor Episode 1 spoilers)

Its an interesting world, and I’ll probably have to read it since the text is just too different from any adaptations, and they’re estimating season 2 and 3 of it being released in 2028 (I’m not gonna wait that long, I’m just gonna read it first).

不要回答。不要回答。不要回答。

DO NOT ANSWER. DO NOT ANSWER. DO NOT ANSWER.

I am a pacifist from this world. You’re lucky I got this mesaage first.

If you respond, they will come, and your world will be conquered.

DO NOT ANSWER!

不要回答！

(Its actually why I made this question. Both the Netflix and Tencent versions were awesome in their own ways)

The Pirates of the Caribbean soundtracks

OMG how did I almost forget these existed. Thanks for reminding me.

adding it to the list of downloads

Wait wtf is this image 🤣

Lol, roadrages is gonna be fun when people start instictively saying communicating via light “you motherfucker” on their drive to work. The entire road will hear see it.

I mean, in this scenario, human are just morse code machines with a glowing lightbulb-like head.

Sure, lets hire children for everything, I mean everything:

“I’m bored, my mom grounded me”

“Hey wanna play a game?”

“What?”

“Lets, turn the keys, see what happens.”

“…”

“C’mon pussy. There’s nothing fun at home anyways, you’re grounded. This is gonna be fun!”

“Um… fine…”

“Alright, 3… 2… 1…”

keys are turned simultaneously

🚀🌎🌏💥 (Nuclear ICBM Launched)

magats be like:

• Ban trans people
• Ban gay/lesbian people
• Ban non-whites
• Ban women
• Ban non christians

In 2026: Rebel army is made of Non-Christians, People of Colour, Women, LGBT people.

Also magats: surprised pikachu face

school

I thought people said college was the right time to date and have relationships?

I mean as long as its student-student and not professor-student, its fine, right? Or did people teach me wrong?

I expect Chinese New Year celebrations to go down too once they start ramping up the “CCP Spy” Sinophobic rhetoric.

It’d be like the red scare all over again, except this time the Russians already won, and is now… in a proxy war with China via the US?

So now:
Russian agent in the white house = good?
But every Chinese American is now a spy, even with zero proof whatsoever?

What the fuck is going on lol? This Simulation is broken

Entity in a human-like appearance which may or may not be an alien reptillian creature.

Maybe its due to the latestagecapitalism.exe virus has been infecting “earth” gameservers? Which would explain the missing serotonin.dll files in some player characters, which causes the “depression” debuff, and thus fucking up their sleepcycle.sys process.

You remember your entire life, and the last thing you remember is going to sleep at home, then the next thing you know is you wake up to a dead body next to you.

critical decision of whether to have intercourse with the corpse or not

We need Lemmy Gold for this 🤣

xD

The debated would’ve been hillarious in the other timeline. In this timeline, this is just so idiotic and depressing, absolutely unreal how it even happens. If this were in the plot of a movie/tv, I would just turn it off since its so unrealistic.

I’m wondering if everything I see is just a simulation.

Especially the korean song thingy singed by a child-sounding voice. Feel so weird since its a mixture of childhood, which is supposed to make you feel safe, but the its juxtaposed with the blood everywhere making the whole scene so… I can’t even find the word for it… absurd? ironic? bewildering?

The dub is just terrible. If you only wstched the dub, you’re missing out on so much of the emotions embedded in the voice/dialogue.

Above 50-percentile in comparison to others who also participate in that subject/hobby/activity, but usually below the 90-percentile, because then they’d not be described as “good”, but “great”

Good news. The fascist takeover will be foiled by the so called “flawless opsec 👊🇺🇸🔥” 🤣