Ah yes, the College Sophomore technique: Don’t eat all day, so the party beer gets you absolutely wasted when you’re drinking on an empty stomach. That’s just efficient use of resources.
Classic so old I don’t even think it does the rounds anymore
I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects…
Or you could get aides
A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don’t have that kind of money.
LLM-fueled?
Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
The fat comes right off.
the maggots eat it. yum.
This feels illegal
I assure you it’s perfectly legal, as long as you are of drinking age.
AI dietologist 🔥
“Have you considered cocaine?”
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
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The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on diet
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
“You should my calorie intake on the days I smoke crack!”
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.
when your nutrition app has a contract with Suntory
