• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    As a follow on, is your username supposed to be “Holmes” but you decided to wing it on the spelling test?

    I’m also circumcised and find getting bent out of shape over it 18 years later to be… an unusual response.

    Edit: Hey Lemmy Weiner police! Be sure to bitch out your parents if you haven’t, it will definitely be helpful in some way!

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          If we were a couple of dudes negging on each other in a bar over whiskey shots, I’d put up with this, because we’d end up hooking up in the end, but online? There’s no goddamn point.

          Later

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              9 hours ago

              No, I don’t think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink.

              I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don’t think I’ve ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I’m really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I’m not going to either. Nope.

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                Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes!

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                  8 hours ago

                  Username checks out.

                  Thank you for the suggestion, but I’m sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all.

                  I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete.

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      What a fucking weird opener. “Your username is a common usage word im gonna claim you meant something else and accuse you of mispelling”