a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.cadeleted by creator to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 20 days agoHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?message-squaremessage-square102linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareHow would you survive a zombie apocalypse?a_gee_dizzle@lemmy.cadeleted by creator to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 20 days agomessage-square102linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·20 days agoBy running faster than the people around me.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·20 days agoCardo or cardon’t, there is no cartry.
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minus-squarea_gee_dizzle@lemmy.cadeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·20 days agoBut what if the zombies were riding mopeds?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·20 days agoWell shit, that’d be fucking cool and maybe I’d want to become a zombie if it means I get to be cool undead cannibals on mopeds.
minus-squarea_gee_dizzle@lemmy.cadeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·20 days agoThis is the correct response
minus-squarea_gee_dizzle@lemmy.cadeleted by creatorOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 days agoOf course. Safety first
By running faster than the people around me.
Rule 1: cardio
But what if cardon’t?
Cardo or cardon’t, there is no cartry.
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But what if the zombies were riding mopeds?
Well shit, that’d be fucking cool and maybe I’d want to become a zombie if it means I get to be cool undead cannibals on mopeds.
This is the correct response
Are they wearing helmets?
Of course. Safety first