Ha! You’re not wrong there. But really, you’ll only be out a scoop of ice cream and a tea spoon of evoo. I like it, my wife does not. I don’t like it enough to do a whole bowl of it, but it does make a good sometimes-treat.

When who ever is wearing them doesn’t look cool. And a lot of looking cool is giving zero fucks about other people’s opinion of ripped jeans.

Yeah, really. Give it a shot. Just try a little, maybe one scoop of ice cream, a little drizzle of evoo, and just sprinkle with salt (kosher is best but any will do). It makes it savory. You gotta try a couple of bites though, at least two (this is a rule I try to stick to, sometimes it takes a sec for your taste buds to figure out wtf is going on). If you hate it, you can wash the flavor out with a fresh bowl of ice cream.

Vanilla ice cream with good quality evoo and kosher salt.

I have no idea who that is but I’m going right now to find out.

Still one of the greatest live acts around.

Such Great Heights covered by Streetlight Manifesto. This is one of the songs that makes me think about how much I love my wife.

I feel like at this point of the movie, both of their anuses become sentient and try to devour the other.

Cool by me if ice goes to Rikers. Just take away their guns and toss 'em in.

In related news, the sky is blue, the rocks are hard, and rain is wet.

My dentist is deeply concerned about me not flossing regularly too. Same result.

Hmmmmm.

It will get worse before it gets even worse.

While I agree the orangefuck is 100% capable of this, i doubt seriously his ability to apply this much forethought to anything.