They don’t still show Gilligan’s Island reruns after weekday morning cartoons and before The Beverly Hillbillies?

Huh. Who would have guessed.

Soft Cell — Tainted Love

A three hour day tour special military operation.

Sounds like projection to me.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

How many felonies is it?

I’m not Antifa but my grandfather was when he fought the fascists in WWII.

I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm — I am an actual worm.

What’s the reverse of leopards eating faces?

Idiot.

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In vino veritas. 🍷

Sub rosa.

Islands — the rooms of the sea.

Res ipsa loquitur.

Perfect.

The US just made a tollbooth for Iran, so not ex ante status quo.

Epstein Failure.

You would have fooled me if you’d have used more emojis.