nothing makes money quite as well as separating the foolish from it.

Hell, I’m still imagining a world where we had Gore instead of Junior.

I always heard it as “women are men, men are little boys, and little boys are Chris Hansen.”

Do giraffes have long necks, or long torsos?

Yeah, the first one obviously.

Yeah, no shit it’s not Trump he’s gotta fear, Vance is the pope killer. We’ve established this.

this is the weirdest god damn timeline.

I want to get off of Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.

as someone also with autism, allow me: it’s a shitpost, try not to think too hard about it.

pal, you’re talking about the part of the fediverse that was not just merely interested in but intensely obsessed with BEANS for a solid week (and to some degree still is). You gotta do worse shitposting than this to make us flinch.

he eat

he poop

but most importantly

he go zoop

[reads username]

Crazy Larry, is that you?

“crossdressing as a girl is something only a guy can do, therefor it is the manliest possible activity.” – anonymous modern day socrates

when people tell you who they are, believe them

for instance, while I may not believe you fart actual glitter all the time, I also have no doubt that the sort of person who sets “I_Fart_Glitter” as their username also has no qualms about shoving some craft herpes up their funhole just to prove me wrong

now, taking what we’ve learned from this, what’s their username? what does it tell you? it’s quite possible they’re just unfathomably stupid, instead of or in addition to being a killjoy.

I would also add, probably watch alone. Not exactly a great movie to watch with family, nor for a romantic date. Could maybe crack some good dark jokes with friends if you’ve got the right kind of fucked-up buddies, but that’s about the only possible “enjoyable and not awkward shared viewing of Deliverance” I can envision.

oh god yes please give me access to military infrastructure, explosives, and firearms; I am a perfectly sane and obedient selective service applicant and can be trusted in the vicinity of all of these things

you know, it costs nothing to not post that image. In fact, I would have paid you to not post that image.

“The delusion of easy victory from the air may have seduced the US into another war”

stupid sexy flanders iranian leadership, looking so fuckable bombable.