Come on, make me feel like a man. I’ll start:




Dayum
ahahaha PSP Fat!!
On the Gardiner?? I call bullshit. Gotta be photoshopped or something.
idk wether to say “ts stuff” or “that’s so hot” because it’s both
Hell yeah!
Oh shiiiiiit that’s the good stuff.
Hell. Yeah.

beautiful
Hell Yeah!
I can’t find a stick like this, so I bought a lifted pickup instead.
What a scythe to be hold
I love this so much.
*behold
or, (I guess)
*be heldGrammar was hurt in making of this joke

Ride Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!
And maybe don’t take this -ax through the Swamp of Sadness, yeah?

zelda totk ass fan club
A man fan club for man
A club with fans? Some kind of fan clu…ohhh
Hell yeah
I thought it was a cool bat
Actively cooled dildo, I approve.
2025 and no flared base; what do you think this is, the late 90s?
Isnt that only neccassary for anal? I dont possess the bits to test that theory, but its my understanding that it is something about the sphincter that tends to be the problem. Again, second hand source here, but it is my understanding that lady bits are kinda designed to be good at evacuating things. I would think your evacuator would also be ideal, but what do i know? Im not a buttologist. But id like to be ;) (cant figure out out to do subtext)
If they can shoot ping pong balls, they don’t need no stinkin’ flare.
You don’t have an ass?

Hell yeah!
*horns start playing *
I hate Illinois Nazis.
Just Illinois ones?
In the 70s and 80s, Nazi groups in America were very fringe, so the comedy comes from the juxtaposition that such a wackjob extremist group would take root in somewhere as banal and Midwest as rural Illinois was viewed at the time.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Carrie Fisher is coming after me with a battle rifle, I have to drive my used Cop Car with Cop Shocks and Cop Suspension through a shopping mall
it’s not a joke, the National Socialist Party of America was headquartered in Chicago. there was a famous supreme court case about their right to hold a demonstration in the mostly-Jewish suburb of Skokie that took place in 1977, three years before the movie came out
edit: to clarify, the legal case took place in 77. the Nazis won but the demonstration never actually happened

We need this in Lemmy.world/c/motorcycles
Call it goat rossie or something
That rider was the GOAT
Other way around, sir.
That does look fun!

WE WANT BEER
This is the one. That photo triggered a sense of primal outrage in me. I’m no heavy drinker, but I really enjoy a cold beer, and denying that to a man is unconcionable.

What’s she hitting him with?
Her handbag
Ohhhh, thanks :P
I was confused by the perspective
Hopefully there’s a brick in there

I’m thinking on creating a Mastodon instance called “the-cool-s”, and if I get tagged in parody conspiracy theory postings, I’ll reply “concerning” and “looking into it”.
Hell yeah
press s to receive a blessing from The Cool S.
s
Someone goes to fist bump you and you realize your repertoire of cool fist bump moves such as “snail”, “snowman” and “turkey” has vastly expanded.
s
Cool S Blessing is Super Effective! Your friends and family suddenly out of the blue think “you know, I bet jballs was very cool in middle school!”.
Hell yeah!
s
Your upper body twists 180 degrees in a flash, you are horrified but somehow the magic power of the cool S has kept you alive even after your torso has been twisted to the extreme. You look down at your butt in front of you and it dawns on you that must live the rest of your life assbackwards as a human S.
s
Suddenly you find you are extremely good at keeping a coin spinning on a cafeteria table by periodically flicking it with your finger.

Hell yeah
My youngest niece is a princess. Ever since she was a toddler, she has wanted to play all of the stereotypical princess games. I love it so much.
Hell yeah!

until they make the perfect clap…
Such a feel good movie for men. Love it.

Cheap shot.
Not saying it doesn’t hit.


(I’m safe)
If i send this to myself am i frogged or unfrogged?
Another person… so you stay frogged unless you have multiple personalities
Can i frog em all?
You gotta.
I will stay fogged, thanks.
Stop hoggin’ the froggin’.

Context?
Somone wasting a cofee on a complete fucking turd of an arse hole. It wont wash his stench away.
Aka Some woman throwing a coffee at Nigel Farange
I don’t want to be too pedantic but it’s actually a milkshake. “Milkshaking” (throwing a milkshake at someone, usually as a political protest) has happened a few times in the UK to prominent political figures (usually right-wing figures). Milkshaking even has a Wikipedia page.
As protests go, I like this. More visible and tangible than sitting somewhere they’ll never go, but not really violent (at least not as violent as other things you could throw). I also liked the shoes that got lobbed at Bush for the symbolism.
A chocolate shake on Trump’s head might change the world.
Woman throws milkshake at obnoxious trumpy nazi sympathising uk politician who goes full snowflake on her and calls for an end to political violence (having stayed silent when a leftwing mp was actually murdered), then pursues her through the courts.

























