Come on, make me feel like a man. I’ll start:




I can’t find a stick like this, so I bought a lifted pickup instead.
beautiful
Hell Yeah!
What a scythe to be hold
I love this so much.
*behold
or, (I guess)
*be heldGrammar was hurt in making of this joke

idk wether to say “ts stuff” or “that’s so hot” because it’s both
Oh shiiiiiit that’s the good stuff.
Hell. Yeah.
On the Gardiner?? I call bullshit. Gotta be photoshopped or something.
ahahaha PSP Fat!!
Dayum
Hell yeah!


Ride Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!
And maybe don’t take this -ax through the Swamp of Sadness, yeah?

dog tier post
Pug Jesus
Pawzzy Pawsbourne
Prince of barkness
Vanity breed who struggles to breathe? Hell no.
It’s not his fault, be mad at the person who bred him, not him for existing.
This dog is a rescue, so you are correct in this case. But people who buy unhealthy breeds from breeders are just as much the problem as the breeders themselves. If the demand for these breeds disappeared, the breeders would stop. It’s their job and they chose breeds to meet market demand.
Honestly, I think anyone who buys any animal from a breeder is an asshole. The pounds have enough pets to satisfy nation wide demand and then some. There’s zero excuse not to get a rescue.
I used to think this until one day I looked at a local shelters available dogs online and they were literally all pitbulls and other fighting dogs. Granted I was living in a shithole at the time but if your only options are no dog, dog that is at least 25% descended from something bred to be violent, and paying somebody who seems to not be 100% evil for a poodle I’m at least sympathetic to the third option now.
That’s fair and I think there’s also the aspect of hypoallergenic dogs that should be considered. But I do think dog breeding needs better regulation.

Show boobs first

This made me literally lol thank you so much
Hell Yeah
Wait, that’s a ballsack with pimples
Hell yeah

hell yeah
Wait! Did it happen again?

Cheap shot.
Not saying it doesn’t hit.

Hell yeah!
*horns start playing *
I hate Illinois Nazis.
Just Illinois ones?
In the 70s and 80s, Nazi groups in America were very fringe, so the comedy comes from the juxtaposition that such a wackjob extremist group would take root in somewhere as banal and Midwest as rural Illinois was viewed at the time.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Carrie Fisher is coming after me with a battle rifle, I have to drive my used Cop Car with Cop Shocks and Cop Suspension through a shopping mall
it’s not a joke, the National Socialist Party of America was headquartered in Chicago. there was a famous supreme court case about their right to hold a demonstration in the mostly-Jewish suburb of Skokie that took place in 1977, three years before the movie came out
edit: to clarify, the legal case took place in 77. the Nazis won but the demonstration never actually happened

What’s she hitting him with?
Her handbag
Ohhhh, thanks :P
I was confused by the perspective
Hopefully there’s a brick in there

We need this in Lemmy.world/c/motorcycles
Call it goat rossie or something
That does look fun!
That rider was the GOAT
Other way around, sir.

This is the one. That photo triggered a sense of primal outrage in me. I’m no heavy drinker, but I really enjoy a cold beer, and denying that to a man is unconcionable.
WE WANT BEER

I’m thinking on creating a Mastodon instance called “the-cool-s”, and if I get tagged in parody conspiracy theory postings, I’ll reply “concerning” and “looking into it”.
Hell yeah
press s to receive a blessing from The Cool S.
s
Suddenly you find you are extremely good at keeping a coin spinning on a cafeteria table by periodically flicking it with your finger.
s
Cool S Blessing is Super Effective! Your friends and family suddenly out of the blue think “you know, I bet jballs was very cool in middle school!”.
Hell yeah!
s
Someone goes to fist bump you and you realize your repertoire of cool fist bump moves such as “snail”, “snowman” and “turkey” has vastly expanded.
s
Your upper body twists 180 degrees in a flash, you are horrified but somehow the magic power of the cool S has kept you alive even after your torso has been twisted to the extreme. You look down at your butt in front of you and it dawns on you that must live the rest of your life assbackwards as a human S.

That’s not even a ‘Hell yeah’ that’s a ‘FUCK YEAH!!’
America! Fuck Yeah.
Yell hair!

















