Amid the ongoing U.S. war against Iran, President Donald Trump considered awarding himself the Medal of Honor, the most prestigious military award issued by the U.S. government, White House insiders claimed in a report published Saturday evening in the Wall Street Journal.Citing a “senior administra...
So we’re gonna need to build a Truman show set, with actors (or fucking clones, I dunno) of people in his admin, to literally contain his madness.
Just… yep Donald, yep, you’re still the President, and everyone loves you, mhm, yep.
This is certainly morally superior to the reverse, where he is just an insane madman, but… actually in charge of important things.
take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home
a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial home for incurable tyrants and kings
they could appear to themselves everyday
on closed-circuit TV
to make sure they’re still real
it’s the only connection they feel
did they expect us to treat them with any respect?
they can polish their medals, and sharpen their smiles,
and amuse themselves playing games for awhile.
boom-boom, bang-bang, lie down, you’re dead.
safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
it’s their favorite toy
they’ll be good girls and boys
in the fletcher memorial home for colonial wasters of life and limb
is everyone in?
are you having a nice time?
now the final solution can be applied.
Damn, did you write that?
That’s quite good as a poem, and you could probably build a kickass array of songs out of it as well.
I still think it’s possible that in 2016 the Republicans told him they were hiring him to play the President in a mockumentary.