• Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk
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      43 minutes ago

      Wow. It’s like the horribleness of the bad guy from roger rabbit mied with the craziness of Doc from back to the future. Only the crazy personality is dominant.

  • Konala Koala@lemmy.world
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    How about “Trump considered awarding himself Federal Prisoner of Dishonor amid creating Iran war chaos: insiders,” as I think that sounds better?

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    Or he could just call up people who have received it (or their heirs if deceased), and have one of them give him theirs, like he did with the Nobel Prize. Maybe even several of them, so he can brag that he was awarded more Medals of Honor than anyone in history.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So we’re gonna need to build a Truman show set, with actors (or fucking clones, I dunno) of people in his admin, to literally contain his madness.

    Just… yep Donald, yep, you’re still the President, and everyone loves you, mhm, yep.

    This is certainly morally superior to the reverse, where he is just an insane madman, but… actually in charge of important things.

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      take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
      and build them a home
      a little place of their own
      the fletcher memorial home for incurable tyrants and kings

      they could appear to themselves everyday
      on closed-circuit TV
      to make sure they’re still real
      it’s the only connection they feel

      did they expect us to treat them with any respect?
      they can polish their medals, and sharpen their smiles,
      and amuse themselves playing games for awhile.
      boom-boom, bang-bang, lie down, you’re dead.

      safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
      it’s their favorite toy
      they’ll be good girls and boys
      in the fletcher memorial home for colonial wasters of life and limb

      is everyone in?
      are you having a nice time?
      now the final solution can be applied.

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    I honestly expected him to have invented some sort of “American Peace and Greatness Nobel”-Prize by now. And award it to himself.

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    PLEASE do this, make sure to have lots of fanfare and a parade!

    Also, I recommend promoting yourself to “Super General” and be sure to wear a military uniform with a gigantic hat.

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    This guy is such a fucking asshole.

    Seriously, he has surpassed even Ronnie Raygun at this point as far as being the worst president, at least in recent times. I wasn’t sure it was possible to surpass the shitstain that is Ronnie Raygun, who up until Pedonald, had objectively the most criminal administration in history.

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      He will even top Buchanan. His legacy will read like a demon James Buchanan who lost his will to appease.

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      at least reagan was pretty peaceful, our relations with the USSR were the only good thing his administration did

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      The only thing more pathetic than him are the morons who got suckered into voting for him. I’m sure they are working on their rationalization for this now. They are like the fools who fall for romance scams and can’t admit they were duped.

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        It’s really wild when some polling seems to indicate they are not satisfied with him, and yet… Poll or interviewer: would you vote for him again, tho?

        The mark/idiot: “Yep”

        They are so brainwashed that they simply cannot imagine voting for a Democrat, because that would make them gay or woke or whatever. The branding and the propaganda works on these people pretty much for life. This go-round they seem to think that voting was all about trans (“men in women’s sports”) or something.

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        No it’s the inability to do anything about him. There’s no checks, no balance and people are just sitting back. It’s crazy.

        This has gone past his voters. A good majority of the USA is complicit.

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    The generation that gave us participation trophies and then complains about our generation being given participation trophies.

    This fucking timeline…