Thus shitting on every soldier who earned it before him. Way to go asshole… way to go.
Yes, the meritorious medal for bravery in the deferment line, the Purple Fart, isn’t enough for Generalissimo Trumpo - the new El Presidente of what was formerly known as Venezuela but is now the State of Trumpo (Spanish for “Trump”).
His should have four ‘F’ clusters. For his deferments due to his daddy’s money.
That would be hilarious, he’s insane enough to do it.
More hilarious to see how r/conservative defends and lauds it. The most amusing shit show on reddit by far.
The only medal the Orange Turd deserves is the “Hero of the Russian Federation.”
Wow. It’s like the horribleness of the bad guy from roger rabbit mied with the craziness of Doc from back to the future. Only the crazy personality is dominant.
How about “Trump considered awarding himself Federal Prisoner of Dishonor amid creating Iran war chaos: insiders,” as I think that sounds better?
He should give himself the same award Hitler did.
Or he could just call up people who have received it (or their heirs if deceased), and have one of them give him theirs, like he did with the Nobel Prize. Maybe even several of them, so he can brag that he was awarded more Medals of Honor than anyone in history.
Didn’t he do it with a purple heart too?
I think so, back in his first term. As I recall, a veteran offered his and he took it and kept it.
So we’re gonna need to build a Truman show set, with actors (or fucking clones, I dunno) of people in his admin, to literally contain his madness.
Just… yep Donald, yep, you’re still the President, and everyone loves you, mhm, yep.
This is certainly morally superior to the reverse, where he is just an insane madman, but… actually in charge of important things.
take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home
a little place of their own
the fletcher memorial home for incurable tyrants and kingsthey could appear to themselves everyday
on closed-circuit TV
to make sure they’re still real
it’s the only connection they feeldid they expect us to treat them with any respect?
they can polish their medals, and sharpen their smiles,
and amuse themselves playing games for awhile.
boom-boom, bang-bang, lie down, you’re dead.safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
it’s their favorite toy
they’ll be good girls and boys
in the fletcher memorial home for colonial wasters of life and limbis everyone in?
are you having a nice time?
now the final solution can be applied.Damn, did you write that?
That’s quite good as a poem, and you could probably build a kickass array of songs out of it as well.
I still think it’s possible that in 2016 the Republicans told him they were hiring him to play the President in a mockumentary.
Whenever I see shit like this from him, I keep seeing that painting of Napoleon crowning himself emperor…
Trump saw this meme and thought it was real
Why the Sexiest Man Alive Medal as well? 77 million would drop on their knees to “praise” him.
I honestly expected him to have invented some sort of “American Peace and Greatness Nobel”-Prize by now. And award it to himself.
PLEASE do this, make sure to have lots of fanfare and a parade!
Also, I recommend promoting yourself to “Super General” and be sure to wear a military uniform with a gigantic hat.
Admiral General Trump
