• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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        4 months ago

        … Computer too slow?

        … Profits too low?

        … Angel Investors saying No?

        FUCK EMPLOYEES!

        FUCK CODE OPTIMIZATION!

        BRAWNDO!

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        Now, back to All My Wrestlers…

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            My lawyer teacher at Costco won’t lemme watch my shows while she teaches.

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