• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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        4 months ago

        … Computer too slow?

        … Profits too low?

        … Angel Investors saying No?

        FUCK EMPLOYEES!

        FUCK CODE OPTIMIZATION!

        BRAWNDO!

        ITS GOT WHAT MAINBOARDS CRAVE!

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        Now, back to All My Wrestlers…

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            4 months ago

            My lawyer teacher at Costco won’t lemme watch my shows while she teaches.

            • This post brought to you by Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr: Fuck you! I’m eating.
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    Free speech; but only in the context of “You are free to agree with my speech”

    Why does this clown get so much coverage? There’s even sad fanboys who reference him with their username. Smh.

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      He gets this much coverage because for better or worse, he now owns the Internet’s equivalent of the Town Square.

      Every dumb-ass decision, stupid-ass contradiction, and dead-ass brain-fart are exponentially amplified as a result.

      Every one of his fanboys are the true definition of SIMPs; suckers idolising mediocre personalities.

      Maybe once we start calling a spade a spade, will those lemmings perhaps rethink their positions? Or will they continue to barrel head-first off the cliffs of self-respect?