I don’t want to go.
Bite me!
Boom goes the Dynamite!
Hold my beer…
Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!
Delete my browsing history!
I’ll show you true human nature.
I’m off to… Bombay!
*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*
“I-…fuck me, I had something ready for thi–”
“Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m not gonna get to see it.”
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage… “To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”
Depending on the tone, say it in your best Matt Berry voice
Pasta la vista, baby.
farts
“As a language model, I’m unable to produce a badass quote.”
I’ll be back
Bomb voyage.
Monsieur Incroyable!
This is it.